Joey Vergara is a wannabe comedian living in purgatory between his final semester at the Macaulay Honors College and a job as an animator and writer creating original content for Turner Broadcasting. He is a tryhard who has previously worked as a web applications developer and, at some points, a professional musician. He is currently developing a video game installation for his undergraduate thesis. When he’s not busy, this native Brooklynite flips coins to decide whether to sleep or drink a 40. Joey is 6’5” and not Italian.